hahaha, so apparently M is for Magic's first short story is your traditional hard-boiled detective story, and listening to Neil Gaiman say things like "the hooch was my last" and "so when the dame walked into my office" is just funny as hell.

Things improved minus pants: making the bed. standing on a chair. DDR.

Things neither improved nor unimproved minus pants: emptying the dishwasher. vacuuming.

Things probably not improved minus pants: stir-frying. Admiral Motti. (hahaha)

There's this brochure thingy of classes put together by "The Discovery Center: Chicago's Lifelong Learning Center" that comes in the mail every few months, and Steen and I just got ours the other day ( Read more... )

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http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/for/345402369.html


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Exercise truly is the cheapest anti-depressant. So is talking with Mei Ling about fuckcakes, and sending them to James on Valentine's Day.

( sloppy apple eater )

I'm listening to a biography of Marlon Brando on CD at work, by Patricia Bosworth, and just came across the following quotation, in reference to the movie "The Night of the Following Day:"

"This movie makes as much sense as a rat fucking a grapefruit." --Marlon Brando.

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( mei ling is so cool, la la la la )

( mei ling is teh awesomes )

from my inbox---

"See attached image for reassurance that creativity is alive and well in rural Pennsylvania

Your courageous and ever-vigilant leader,

[name omitted because, damn]"


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